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Build Your Better Body By 2014

With the New Year, rapidly approaching everyone is looking for an edge, and trying to beat the New Year’s resolutioners, to have their best body by 2014. For most people this new body is just about having washboard, shredded obliques, and a nicer backside which means putting on muscle and losing as much fat as possible. Remember you aren’t just muscles; you have your heart and mind to worry about too, there is one food out there that can help you improve all three, the coconut. Coconut water is packed full of potassium and easily digested carbs, exactly what your […]

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Happy New Year’s Eve!

 Goodbye 2011.  You were a good year.  We added Jen full time to our team in March and married off Alison back in June.  Lots of hard work brought our Kelapo team lots of good luck and good fortunes.  Want to up your chances of good luck, prosperity, health, and wealth in 2012 try these tips! Wear a brand spanking new pair of yellow panties or briefs on NYE.  It’s better if they are bought for you from someone else. At the stroke of midnight eat a grape for each month of the year.  For extra luck, make it 13 […]

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